german, or as I like to call it, berlingo

crazycosmopolitan:

whatever-gamerdog:

did someone say courage/off?

ok this is really good dont get me wrong but wow, wow

584spooky9674me like actually completely seriously

i’d shit my fucking pants

they’re still doing the thing. go awa y

the most exasperating thing is people reblogging half of my nsfw blog and adding really dumb unneccessary comments about their master. I’m so secondhand embarrassed

bottleofink:

Casimir Pulaski Day | Sufjan Stevens

All the glory that the Lord has made
And the complications when I see his face
In the morning in the window

All the glory when he took our place
But he took my shoulders and he shook my face
And he takes and he takes and he takes…

today I was in the college bakery wearin my gay lil shades and I dropped my bread and forgot my spoon and I was so embarrassed that I just full on pretended to be blind so everyone would feel bad for me (it didn’t work)

my plans to look like a deleted shock treatment character all the time are finally coming to fruition!! （人´∀`*）

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mycatsthinkimawesome:

• update 
• lilly and c\ssia are having sex and im have tumbler and whisky 
• haha
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stop-for-sophie:

mycatsthinkimawesome:

A litre and half of sex. And then a load of cider, wine and spirits. Good night about to happen

This was my night

GUESS whose idea the “peperony and chease” marking was B)